Never in my life did I think I’d say the following phrases:

“Just—get in the tub with the duck”

“That duck is such a fucking piece of shit”

“The shelf makes sucking her toes easier”

“I could CERTAINLY solve my own murder”

This anthology series (which I love) is packaged as “modern day fairy tales about female empowerment”—cute!

I didn’t love that anyone with a Black woman seemed to be the most traumatic. Like, I understand putting a spotlight on the things that happen in their episode, but it felt like teaching instead of enlightening which I am kinda over us having to do?

Anyway, this series is good but these episodes were the best to me.